quarter life crisis

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Monday, December 12, 2005

Spending a mere half hour in the toy section of Target right before Christmas is enough to make me want to get my tubes tied. I should not be allowed to breed anyways, as evidenced by my pounding homeless man whiskey on Friday night, resulting in waking up to the following bedroom scene:
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Miraculously I managed to only have to beat up a few parents to secure a Dora the Explorer doll + furniture sets for my "Letters to Santa" child. I was especially surprised to learn they still sell My Little Ponies. Did those things ever go away or are the toy makers just out of ideas?

Check it out, our Kelly anthem has made it to number one, at least in someone's opinion.

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