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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

I HATE GUAC

I suffer from a bad disease. The disease of the picky eater. I've tried to get better recently.


Accomplishments, as of late:
-tried thai food
-eaten a California roll (stretch: almost sushi)
-tried a few strange sauces


I pick off tomatoes, I steer clear of onions, won't touch cotton candy, olives, or peeps, among other food items. I've also got this weird thing about pickles. If you've ever witnessed my pickle weirdness, you're one of the chosen few.


I think I do a fairly good job of attempting to disguise the pickiness in social situations. I don't want to be the rude commando who says no to the blooming onion appetizer. However, so far no one understands why I'm not a fan of guacamole. Newsflash: Because it's basically green paste. It tastes like nothing. It's like eating a pile of green mush. You can tell me to put lime in it all you want, it still is not going to make it taste better.


Guac blows. Tell me someone else out there understands.


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